Playboy Mansion

  Aussie Dave, "the thunder from down under", I'm gonna let you in on a little story that happened last year.  The only reason I'm letting you in on it is because i don't think y'all have a Playboy Mansion over in Australia.  If you do, its a good story anyways.  Every year the road crew flies in on Saturday morning into LA.  The company gets us out there a day early so that we can enjoy California.  So every year we think we can talk our way into the Playboy Mansion.  It never happens but we keep trying,and I'm sure this year will  be no different.  Last year we had a guy on the road with us named "Redneck Rodney".  Ol Rodney had never seen the Playboy Mansion but had heard alot about it.  So Buffet Terry, who drives the rent a car every where, decides that he s gonna take Rodney to the Mansion and get him in.   I was at a poker game that night so my story is second hand, but the way it's told is like this. Ol Buffet pulls up to the gate where there is a guard and starts throwing out a bunch of big names guys in Nascar.  Telling the guard that we are meeting them there and supposed to be at the event that night.  So of course the guard was like, "OK,let me call up to the house".  Now here's the funny part, ol Redneck Rodney was in the floor of the back Seat scared to death telling Buffet that he was gonna get him arrested and in trouble.  Think ol Rodney even had em a cigarette burning.  Nervous as hell, said he'd never really been in trouble and he didn't want to go to jail.  So of course, all the guys that were in the car kept telling him that if they got busted that they might miss the race and could get in some real trouble.  So this whole time Rodney was scared to death, not knowing that every year we did this and that the worst that was gonna happen was them telling us no.  Like usual the guard came back and said, "sorry fellas, we don't have you guys on the list".  So for the third year in a row we were denied.  This year were gonna try it a gain and see what happens.   Maybe let some one else do the talking besides Buffet.