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The long weight
This past week Penske hired a young kid to help with tear down and cleaning cars. With every new person, especially the younger guys, there is always some kind of trick or prank played. Last week the new kid fell for the oldest one in the book, the long weight. I can't laugh to much because i fell for the same one and a lot more when i started. Here's how it went down. The kid was working in tear down Thursday afternoon about 2 hours before quiting time. He was told to go down to the 2 car and ask for a long weight. So following orders, ol boy went down and asked one of the guys on the team where the long weight was. This is the kind of trick where you don't have to specify who to ask for because everyone in racing knows this trick and just plays along with it. So the guy on the 2 car sends him down the shop to the 12. He then again asks where he can find the long weight. So the guys ask him how long the weight is and all the other bull &^^%$ that goes along with it. So finally they send him around the shop a few times asking every department. He finally gets back to one of the departments and they tell him to go ask our GM because he keeps all the long weights up in his office. Dam if the kid didn't go slap up to the GM's office and ask for the long weight. So of course the GM sent him back into the shop looking for it. He finally figured out what was happening when everyone started leaving the shop after work. He had spent the whole afternoon waiting a long time for nothing. Lesson learned.
March 28, 2005 in Things you don't see or here | Permalink
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that's awesome. god bless rookie hazing.
Posted by: mayorjimmy | Mar 28, 2005 12:09:52 PM
That is funny. I worked at an auto parts store once and the assistant manager called from the store room and asked me to find him radiator hoses for a '68 Beetle...well, they're air-cooled. They got me on that one, but I caught on to the turn signal fluid gag.
Posted by: Chad | Mar 28, 2005 12:56:15 PM
Trent, now you need to see if you can get him to go fetch headlight fluid and elbow grease.
Posted by: mayorjimmy | Mar 28, 2005 11:04:36 PM
They usually rotate the pranks around. The one next is probably the blinker fluid or the braded chain stretcher. That one is funny. I'll keep you up to date on the new guy situation.
Posted by: trent | Mar 29, 2005 6:42:41 PM
I absolutely nailed my boyfriend with the '76 Camaro Z28. He's a big car guy, so I was quite impressed with myself for that one.
Posted by: Sara | Mar 30, 2005 3:33:20 PM
Thanks for the warning....I'll be prepared once I work on a race team!
Posted by: Amanda | Apr 8, 2005 11:43:25 PM
Ah the old "Long Weight" treatment, not sent him off for a left handed screwdriver or glass hammer yet have you?
Posted by: Phil | Mar 14, 2006 8:46:17 AM
There are actually metal weights, used in the old "telephone switchboards" of the 60's and back. the cords and Jacks that were used to connect to an incoming or to be swithed to an extension, were of different lengths. The longer cord had a "Long weight" and the shorter cords had a "short weight". Now I know that this "Smells a bit", but it is true
If any one needs proof, talk to an old liney or phone bloke. I could provide pictures if required, as we have an old t/phone board at the Heritage Village, yet to be re-furbished. But....It does have Long and Short weights. So there.!
Posted by: Mark | Feb 27, 2008 6:49:56 AM
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